My lawyer hopes that whoever Kaiser pays to discharge patients knows what "comminuted" means in his letter about "comminuted intra articular fractures."
My hopes are limited to a fervent wish to stop peeing every hour around the clock and a desire for my elbow to stop hurting too much for me to use a fork--I blame the drugs and the endless hand exercises.
However---
Pardon the interruption.
The staff descended on me just now to hoist me into a chair, and I noticed an alarming development.
One of the things that gentleman have two of appears to be hard, swollen to twice the size of its twin brother, and tender to the slightest touch.
