If God loved pediatricians, then why did He make cerumen.
And, why do all mothers ask, "How do I clean that wax out? I used a Q-tip." This while I have a 10 inch hard plastic object stuck 5 inches into his ear.
And, yes, it is the mothers. First, 95% of all my patients are brought in by the mothers. And, the other 5% have never cleaned a baby's ear in his life.
