tech support: Megalith Computer Support, how may I help you?
customer: my blinking thing went away.
Tech support: your blinking thing? what do you mean?
customer: the thing that blinks when I want to type.
Tech support: oh, I think you mean your cursor. You don't see your cursor on screen?
Customer: no
tech support: move your mouse around. do you see your cursor?
Customer: no
tech support: do you see anything on the screen?
Customer: no nothing.
Tech support: well, is your monitor turned on?
customer: yes, it was until the blinking thing went away.
Tech support: Is a little light on the bottom of the monitor?
Customer: I don't see any light.
Tech Support: do you see a light on your computer?
customer: I don't see light on the computer.
Tech support: is a computer turned on?
Customer: I told you it was turned on up until the blinking thing went away.
Tech support: well is it still plugged in?
Customer: I can't tell.
Tech support: why can't you tell?
Customer: because it's dark.
tech support: why is that?
Customer: because the power is out.
Tech support: now are getting somewhere. You still have the box at the computer came in?
Customer: yeah around here somewhere I guess. Why?
Tech support: because you need to box up your computer and send the computer back.
Customer: it's that bad?
Tech support: yes, you're too stupid to own a computer
