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OK, we need a dump thread here after today.

I just noticed that after all of the posting during and after the flame wars, our beloved Roy and Brian are tied at 275 apiece. Who will break the tie? And, better yet, who will reach 300 first? Sorry, Wayne, I missed your smashing the 300 barrier.

So, the first to 300 gets a ride in the BACK SEAT of Paul's jeep. Damn, I need a life!


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I'm not racing! How childish!

Oh, look! 276!


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Congrats, Brian!!

(Now you can email back to say thank you. Do I know how to jack up posts, or what??)

P.S. I think this is 73 for me. Look out, apricot!!


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Thanks, Donna!

Ooh! Ooh! 277!!!


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Gee, you're welcome Brian. And does it feel like you're kissing your sister yet?? (THAT'S something to look forward to.)

BTW Roy, I can be bribed...


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The prize? A ride on Paul's Seat in the back of his jeep?!!!

Brian, you go first. I'll settle kissing my sister.

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Oh yeah,... not that there is anything wrong with that.

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Ewwww....I'll settle for kissing a frog.


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OK, gang, since everyone's over here. <G>

Should I post my new version of the anti-flame-CCHIT adaptation of Twas' The Night Before Christmas.

It's kind of funny.


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Of course Bert!


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OK, I will post as a new thread...


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Hey, I just hit the big 900! Do, I get to kiss anything?


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OK, I know I set myself up with that one. So go easy. frown


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I'd tell you what you can kiss, but I got in trouble the last time for saying [censored]! No, I won't do that again.


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Hey,
Since when did I become the family's black sheep uncle that nobody wants to kiss??? Do I have coodies or something??? Naomi was so cute last night. Man this is the good part of being a parent getting to gloat and brag.


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uh oh. Hockey suspects that he has cooties! Bad news, man, bad news.


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Thank God [censored] is censored. And, Paul, I will call in Penicillin, or do I need to fax it, or should I call it in? What are the rules in NY?

And, hey everyone, how come we are all so busy, but we have time to post? Are we sneaking away between patients? Are we that addicted? Good thing we don't flame here or I would never see patients. Damn, I love the AC boards. It's a great addiction, and you don't even need Suboxone to get off it. Or do you?


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I do, I do!!! Oh I thought you were asking who wants suger free gum... Only controls needs to be on NYS official tamper resistant (Never say proof, someone will always prove you wrong) paper, so you can fax or call to your hearts delight Bert.

I know I'm hooked. Can I order myself "One Life" please miss?


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I blame the holiday blahs, who wants to be productive?? I'm too busy getting my post count up!!


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I just put up a note on my monitor:

DO NOT DRINK FOUR MARGARITAS THEN COME BACK HERE TO POST

'Cause if I do, I know I will get all mushy and tell Barbara and Donna and Paul and Wayne and Roy and Brian and Blitzen and everyone else I can think of that I love them and think of them as one big family. And, then someone will post before I can hit the edit and delete buttons. smile frown


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GOTCHA!! I was starting to get a little schmaltzy myself, thinking how fun it's been with you guys. I think of you as my own little Christmas elves. How's that for mushy? Hope you get what you want for Christmas, Bert--and that this one will wait those lousy two hours!!


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Hopefully she will. Or, even more hopefully, I will not come on here (that Freudian slip was too damned funny from before). But, hey I can do it. I just called my best friend, and we are supposed to go get some Mexican food at 7:30PM. OK, everyone, if you see me on here then, call Roadrunner and tell them I haven't paid my bill.


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Oh, and btw everyone. Ever notice just awhile back, it was 80% vs 20% of technical AC questions to just casual bullshit stuff? Now it's 20% - 80%. Maybe that's a good thing.


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Just don't give anyone a kiss....the salt may raise their blood pressures too high. And hey, I just can't this disturbing image out of my mind of you and that inflatable doll and a pitcher of Margaritas sitting in a Lexus with a bag full of vitamin V.

Leslie, trying to poke her eyes out


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Leslie, thanks for the visual.. I'm going straight home for a stiff drink (no, I'm not going any further with that remark).

And I am still amazed that you can type bullshit, but not let [censored] through. Geez


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Who the hell needs a lexus when you have an inflatable doll and Margaritas with Vitamin V. Here's to hoping that the doll looks something like the spam that made it onto the Flaming Warrior site where I got my loser avatar. Actually, the Ego flame warrior probably fits me perfectly, but I just couldn't bare to put it on here. Please tell me I'm wrong. I would rather be the loser. And, Donna, before you tell me bare should be bear, that was an intentional Freudian slip.

Yes, we spent hours on here once trying to see what words would make it through.

Hey, I've got seven minutes.

PS I spent over an hour on the Flaming Warrior site (funnier than hell after yesterday) before I noticed the spam theads. Well, they aren't quite spam, but....


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The site is listed under my signature if you are wondering.


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I actually saw it earlier today. Is that picture of you from a digital camera or is it a self-portrait?? See you tommorrow!!


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Geeze, guys! I go away for a week and look what happens!

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You think this is bad. We thought you were gone for ten days, lol. smile

Welcome back, Vinny. Some crazy things did happen on the board while you were gone.

But, just "Adventures in Babysitting," it's all back to normal just in time.


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Hey, Vinny!

Glad you're back. We missed you, man!

Bert: I was thinking of the "Sorcerer's Apprentice". "Adventures in Babysitting" might be more apt.


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Welcome back, Vinny.
We surely did miss you but, darn it, we surely have had some fun while you were away. You going anywhere over Christmas?

Leslie who is already starting to have Holiday withdrawals


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Yeah, who was the lead actress in Adventures in Babysitting. I know I had a crush on her for at least a year.


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I think we are going to need the Fed to up interest rates to lower the inflation on these easy post totals.


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Fortunately, I don't write short simple posts to get my numbers up.


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Bert, you are shameless...


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You really are!!!


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OK, I have hired Paul to give me a class on the art of the long post. He has given me a homwork assignment to start off by making sure that A) my posts are at least five lines and, B) that they have some redeeming value or helpful information for users.



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Ouch! Since my posts are usually half-witted and lacking of any techo or other redeeming value, as well as short (due to grabbing a few seconds here and there to peruse the boards), I will officially sign off for good! And I was beginning to think Bert liked my mindless rambling...

(Insert sarcastic giggle here. You can't get rid of me that easy)


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Originally Posted by bert
Actually, the Ego flame warrior probably fits me perfectly, but I just couldn't [bear] to put it on here.
I went through every one of those entries, Bert, and I think you're pretty much of an Eagle Scout!

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/eaglescout.htm

Merry Christmas!


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