Neat website, Paul. My understanding was that Babe could be an ox and keep his family jewels!
As I read your post, I had a mental image of you and Bert in your respective Jeeps, each making off with one of the giant sapphires.
Now I'm flashing back to Fred Flinstone's car tipping under the weight of a Bronto-burger.
Thanks for the visuals! This one's going to stick with me.