Ketan,

Although you indeed sound sinister, I am right now sitting in a 93 degree office at 7 am and I believe the thoughts going through my mind are far more dastardly than any of yours smile. Being a farm girl everything from cattle prods to castrators to head gates then castrators, nests of bumble bees, manure launchers, hands in pto shafts, fence chargers hooked to chain link fencing, de-horners, hog tail pliers, ear tattooers, barbed wire underwear, pond scum facials, cleaning stud sheaths, stacking square bales in a barn in August, breaking a yearling mule and cotton mouth snakes are all in the running.

Leslie
Hospital Employed Physician Who Misses The Old AC

"It's a good thing for a doctor to have prematurely grey hair and itching piles. It makes him appear to know more than he does and gives him an expression of concern which the patient interprets as being on his behalf. "