I am not really a fan of guns because I always worry they will wind up in the bad guys' hands. But, give me a baseball bat or a cattle prod and watch me go to town. Even a can of wasp spray.

Leslie
Hospital Employed Physician Who Misses The Old AC

"It's a good thing for a doctor to have prematurely grey hair and itching piles. It makes him appear to know more than he does and gives him an expression of concern which the patient interprets as being on his behalf. "