Well, you all made me laugh so perhaps the fact that it is 90 degrees in my office at 7:00am won't hurt so badly! What a great group of friends.
The units are not window units. The roof is out, I already thought of that. A guard mule might be an idea but I am afraid he would be too enticed by the McDonald's next door and keep slipping over there for a Big Mac and McFlurry.
I am waiting to hear from the insurance company and in the mean time, there is a heat wave for the midwest...bas@%rds.
I will likely go with some kind of cage although, if they want them badly enough, they will get through those too. But I also am seriously considering running an electric fence charger to the cage and posting a "WARNING!!! HIGH VOLTAGE" sign on the cage.
My next concern is whether the patients would be offended if I wear cut-offs and a muscle shirt in the office this week. Bad thing about that is that I would have to shave my legs frown

Leslie
Hospital Employed Physician Who Misses The Old AC

"It's a good thing for a doctor to have prematurely grey hair and itching piles. It makes him appear to know more than he does and gives him an expression of concern which the patient interprets as being on his behalf. "