Hahaha! You two are killing me!! But, speaking of codes, yesterday I had to leave an exam room to look up the code for testicular injury/blunt trauma/hematoma (caused by a case of wearing too tightly-fitting gym shorts smile ). I had to go back to my office and recover my composure before I could return to the room. The code is 911!!!

Leslie
Hospital Employed Physician Who Misses The Old AC

"It's a good thing for a doctor to have prematurely grey hair and itching piles. It makes him appear to know more than he does and gives him an expression of concern which the patient interprets as being on his behalf. "