That's it. I hate lawyers. I told my lawyer, "I despise lawyers." He said, "But, I am a lawyer, and I am on your side." "Yes, you are a lawyer, and I hate you too. You are part of the process."
Even my practice attorney who is awesome and I like, I sort of change my mind when I get the bill.
There should be a show like Boston Legal or The Practice, except with real lawyers. I mean episodes each week. Showing boring lawyers and boring cases. No William Shatners, etc. With closing arguments that last one hour.
Then, there could be the classic, where the lawyer hands you a paper x-ray and asks you to read it. It's like, dude, these are for giving to parents and patients, because they are "cool" and they have them for posterity. You don't read pneumonias from them.
