@John, that is too funny.
@David I will tell some more when I get a chance. I worked for him six years which was two years longer than the last person. He still emails me as if nothing ever happened. It was the classic pay your lawyer $200 to tell you, it's probably better if you stay on his good side. And, of course, he was right. Faked it all the way, and it made getting records easier and the rumors that I just up and left for Belgium stop a little sooner.
And, yes, police cars. Two. I recall his wife, the office manager, standing at the door telling me I couldn't go in. So, I said, I'm going in, and when she said no you are not, I said then you'll have to fire me. Word to the wise: Never tell your boss "You'll have to fire me."