Oh, Bert. Your story is so horrible it is hilarious. Police cars? Really? You mean the most mild-mannered poster on this board was nearly led off in shackles? Too bad my daughter wasn't there... she would have loved it. Even better if it was me.
I'll bet a bunch of us here owe our presence on this board to some version of "the partnership from hell." Yours was possibly worse than most, but the drama made for a great story.