Jon,
I am howling!!! We have also used the excuse that "our basement (which is little more than a crawl space) flooded and your chart was one that could not be salvaged". I hate going down there...spiders and snakes and raccoon doo doo.
Dr. Weiss (do you have a first name we could use?), That is a great idea. Maybe we will start using them for chicken nest bedding and then sell the eggs here in the office.