That is so funny! I am trying not to burst out laughing in the office! I love this board - never disappointed. We use an Office Depot Ativa Vortex. It microshreds, is very quiet, and takes a lot of paper without overheating.
How much did it cost and how long have you been running it. Every one we had in our office lasted a few months. Then we had to stop and use more creative ways to destroy charts.
