OK, so I am looking online for paper shredders because the dinky Staples brand lasts about four days. Yeah, I know, why do we need a shredder if we are paperless? Good point.
Now, there are shredders out there that cost well over $5,000. I guess it can shred an actual oak tree. Now, I wasn't that stupid. I bought the model just below it for $4200. It was 10% off.
Anyway, I thought I would put "Commercial shredders review" in Google just to get some help. Do you know what popped up?
http://www.paper-shredder-reviews.com I was thinking consumer reports or reviews of office furniture. How in the hell can there be a website strictly for shredder reviews? OK, so here is the get a life part.
On the home page, the owner must have thought people would think the same way. So, he/she wrote:
You may wonder why Paper Shredder Reviews was created,
Let me tell you!First and Foremost Shredding Paper is Fun! The noise and the destruction are always pleasing.
What? What else could be worse? Making reminder calls? By the way, the smiley face was copied and pasted from the site.
