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by Bert - 04/15/2026 6:50 AM
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1. If you are the older of two twins, call your sibling 50 times in one day and say, "When I was your age...," then describe what you did six minutes ago.
2. The next time your cat is watching out the window, sit beside her and say, "Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom."
3. Find an old 3.5 inch floppy and label it "Windows 7 x64 Disk 1 of 882" and lay it on your desk for everyone to see.
4. The next time a friend recommends a book for you to read, say to them, "Why should I read this book? It's just a different combination of the same 26 letters."
5. If you're on an elevator, after the doors close announce to the other passengers, "It's OK, don't panic, the open up again."
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Hi James,
Was that you that talked about needing a vacation??????????
Gene
Gene Nallin MD solo family practice with one PA Cumberland, Md
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To be honest I need something. I've been acting like a moron lately so I'm trying to lighten the mood.
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Was that you that talked about needing a vacation?????????? That was me ha.
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Maybe we all need one?
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3. Find an old 3.5 inch floppy and label it "Windows 7 x64 Disk 1 of 882" and lay it on your desk for everyone to see.
JamesNT This one, particularly, shows true brilliance. Gene
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