1. If you are the older of two twins, call your sibling 50 times in one day and say, "When I was your age...," then describe what you did six minutes ago.

2. The next time your cat is watching out the window, sit beside her and say, "Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom."

3. Find an old 3.5 inch floppy and label it "Windows 7 x64 Disk 1 of 882" and lay it on your desk for everyone to see.

4. The next time a friend recommends a book for you to read, say to them, "Why should I read this book? It's just a different combination of the same 26 letters."

5. If you're on an elevator, after the doors close announce to the other passengers, "It's OK, don't panic, the open up again."

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