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by Naeem - 03/18/2026 10:38 AM
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11/13/2011 8:21 PM
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As promised, after Bert gave us the image uploader, I wanted to distribute the Universal Computer Problem Solver. While searching for an intermittent noise in the server, I found this squatting on the hard drive: ![[Linked Image from ]](/ub/attachments/usergals/2011/11/full-2316-5-photo.jpg) I have found that by feeding it small pieces of raw chicken and chanting rhythmically "Cthulhu Fhtaghn", my isses have quieted considerably. I suggest you look in any of your units that are having "issues". You may have a similar being encamped.
David Grauman MD
Department of Medicine
Commonwealth Health Center
Saipan, Northern Mariana Islands
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I take no responsibility for the above post. 
Bert
Pediatrics
Brewer, Maine
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Well, let me just say that I don't have any TSP 800 printer issues.
David Grauman MD
Department of Medicine
Commonwealth Health Center
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Yes but was your system quick before 6.1.1?
Wendell
Pediatrician in Chicago
The patient's expectation is that you have all the answers, sometimes they just don't like the answer you have for them
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5.029 still isn't bad. At least as long as I don't run out of chicken.....
David Grauman MD
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There are options to issues like this..... ![[Linked Image from ]](/ub/attachments/usergals/2011/11/full-41-13-ghostbusters.jpg) Although Bert might be able to help..... ![[Linked Image from ]](/ub/attachments/usergals/2011/11/full-41-15-bert.jpg) I actually googled 'Bert the Pediatrician' and got 11,700 hits but none looked like the real Bert.....
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Steven... that made my evening.
David Grauman MD
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I don't think I ever laughed so hard! My coworkers thought I choked on something.
Do you think if I play my greatest hits CD of Eric Zane that'll make the ERx load faster?
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Wow...simultaneously killed two threads. Go me?
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