RECEPTIONIST (4/24/08, 5:56 p.m.)
"Don't you want something to eat? You've been at that computer for days now -- you're wasting away! You're nothing but skin and bones!"
BERT replied (4/24/08, 5:57 p.m.)
"No; leave me alone! better yet, slide a pizza under the door."
I like your idea. However, I think you got it backwards, lol.
