Wait...Indy your DAD was a Steeler's fan? That makes you a first degree fan relative. Will have to discuss with the group whether or not that disqualifies you from this expedition. Sailing skills and IT support may trump heredity though.
Jimmie, the Maryland emu farm has fallen on hard times; bring the family east, bring the emu steaks (along with any animals you hit along the way) and we will show you a good time. Have you ever had softshell crabs? (Think of the biggest, tastiest fried spider you ever ate).