OK, I simply CAN'T Resist many of the stupid and silly things floating thru my sick mind while reading this thread, no less the link to Bull Balls Festival. Like WTF? So now you have all been warned to walk away click to another thread and make sure the kiddies are not reading (probably not quite that bad but just in case....)
The Balls of these People, Really!
1) Number One Song played over the PA at the Festival: "Big Balls" by AC/DC.
If you haven't heard this little silly diddy do yourself a favor, have a glass of wine or a beer and take a listen, it's a silly hoot.
Second Runner Up: "Balls to the Walls" by Accept
2)Co-Hosts of the Event: Recently Deceased Host of the Westminster Kennel Dog Show Actor and retired Detroit Lion: Alex Karis in his role as "Mongo" and Mel Brooks as the Gov from Blazing Saddles.
3)Favorite Campfire Song: "The Little Town of Rock Ridge".... "we must admit this said conclusion... our little town is turning into Sheeeeeet".
4) Number One Rated Event: Bull Testicle Roping Contest. OUCH!!! Don't stand too close to the stockades because both the Humans and the Bulls have been known to charge the gates for numerous reasons. Fun For All.
5) Yeah the old saying used to be: "Ah the great wild west... where men were men and "Sheep" were restless..." But here we do it Bigger and Meaner.... Even our Bulls are Scared $#!Tless.
Mind is failing but I'm sure as I let this marinade in its own juices for awhile, I'm sure I'll come with some other stupid ideas to include....
"Some Balls are held for Charity, some Balls for Fancy Dress, but the ones that are Held for Pleasure, they're the Balls that I like Best.... My Balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right; its my belief that my Big Balls should be held Every Night!"
Later....
