How about MU is just "Blowing in the wind", or "Here comes the blind commissioner They?ve got him in a trance One hand is tied to the tight-rope walker The other is in his pants"
Leslie Hospital Employed Physician Who Misses The Old AC
"It's a good thing for a doctor to have prematurely grey hair and itching piles. It makes him appear to know more than he does and gives him an expression of concern which the patient interprets as being on his behalf. "
