Bert,
Even Nancy agrees. When I told her you would probably be around tonight to help me with our computer issues so I would need to be here to take you up on the offer, she said and I quote. "Tell Bert that he needs to get a life. Thanks much, but really dude". We need to get you out of there sometimes....
So what about your own Jeep Bert??? Maine is a great place to go camping and wheeling my friend. New contest for a ride in Bert's Grand Cherokee, a 5.7 litre HEMI Grand Cherokee no less!!! With a lap or two at a road ralleye course like Watkin's Glenn! With a wine tour up the finger lakes to follow....
Better yet, let's get you on a "men's league hockey team, 35 and over, no-check. Heck I'd even come to officiate on a holiday sometime and do beers and lobsters afterwards. I knew a guy who played men's league for a while. GET THIS!!! He was a dentist!!! I used to bust his chops saying, "so like what do you do, skate up to guys who don't wear full maskes or shields, elbow them in the kisser and then hand them your business card???" You can't make this stuff up.
