Sounds like you are having LOTS of Fun out there in Maine these days me bucko.... NOT!!! Good thing you can laugh about it instead of cry....
As for the game warden, that is what happens when you spend too much time alone in the deep woods with no real company except for a few wild animals you are a bit too intimate with....
"Quick, hurry up and paddle faster, I think I hear Banjos.... Aaaaahhhh!!!!"
