Thanks Leslie for such a thoughtful post and for including me in it. It sounds like it was a wonderful conference, more than I ever imagined. But, as Adam said, it will make me even that much more mysterious.
I vote for Miami at the Fountainbleu if it is during the winter and somewhere either in the southwest, read Bryce or Grand Canyon if in the summer -- may need a few more days for exploration, say topics on Thursday, off Friday, then topics on Saturday, leave Sunday. Or California. Or Cuba, Kansas, population 231 located in all 0.3 square miles. Heard there is a great motel there.
WARNING: Paul, you may not talk about the EULA here good or bad, lol.

And, thanks to Jim, DocMartin, Adam and Brian for keeping us posted.