Chuck Norris one got drunk and peed in the gas tank of a semi-tractor trailer. And thus was born Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Some people sleep with guns under their pillows. Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.

Some men wear Superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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