Sorry boys, it's just not in the cards. With the move and a new job, money will be a little tight this summer. I would LOVE to be there to meet some of you in person, but think about it--I would simply be a distraction for those seeking serious answers to AC's mysterious future. But hey, I'm still here (hopefully) for a few more months so you'll tire of me soon enough!
And for the tip of the day: Never walk down the hall without some paperwork in your hands. People holding documents look like their important. But not a newspaper--that looks like you're headed for the bathroom. Above all, make sure you carry lots of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do. (Oh sorry, this wouldn't be funny to some of you, huh???)
