Truly some forward-thinking concepts there jimmie!
But I don't see any reason why we need exam tables any more, lets just have exercise equipment. I'll establish Doc John's McPCMH & Spa. I can imagine it now, my nurse reports, "Rash in room 4 on the elliptical, and rectal bleed in 2 on the recumbent bike." All the while, in the waiting room physician extender # 11 leads a Zumba class, while the big screen TV shows a carefully selected series of antismoking and Cialis ads.
I'll just relax on my tanning bed in the back, watching Amazing Charts version 8 and SuperUpdox complete hundreds of preauthorizations and superbills with lightening speed. Yes, with Obamacare, the PCP is king!
