David and Wendell-
I don't really mean to be a wet blanket, but I have personal experience with the official folks, and I can tell you it is not much to laugh about.
But on this board, we are safe... Except, I'm sure you are aware that all keystrokes on the internet are kept in a huge computer in Silver Springs MD. or Ft. Collins CO or some such place, and can be summoned up to get you at any time the President sees fit.
Tom
