That's hilarious. Actually, I plan on doing just that. I should challenge her to come in and put four bandaids on a five year old in under two minutes. I guarantee you she couldn't do it.
It's damn near impossible opening one period. Or I will challenge her to find one case in the literature where someone became septic from a contaminated bandaid.
It still kills me that she had so much going on in her mind, she couldn't say anything.