Tom, how can you live in Iowa and not know that mules have a donkey as their father?? Did you get lost in a corn maize as a child?
Leslie Hospital Employed Physician Who Misses The Old AC
"It's a good thing for a doctor to have prematurely grey hair and itching piles. It makes him appear to know more than he does and gives him an expression of concern which the patient interprets as being on his behalf. "