@Leslie: You are officially my hero. Also our doctor is exactly the same way.
@Bert: I like that form idea. I'll run it past my manager and then the doctor.
Also I have a mental illness (chemical and emotional depression and anxiety). Pop some cymbalta and I feel great! No more panic attacks or insomnia, no more feeling like I have to sleep all day. I like that my doctor diagnosed my problem and I no longer feel like as awful as I did a few years ago. This had been an ongoing problem for me in my youth because I started showing signs at 12 and wasn't diagnosed until I was almost 21 (that was four years ago). I can't begin to say how much my quality of life improved on the day to day. And I owe that to the doctors who treated me (and later my dad, the doctor I work for). I don't understand why someone with a legitimate problem wouldn't want it treated, no matter what it is.
/rant
Also sorry for going off there.