Bert,
My initials are APL, but that could be confused for Apple. I'm not a Mac user, I prefer PC. But that is not meant to confuse the reader, by PC I mean Personal Computer not PuboCoccygeal muscle.
So I use LauerDO. That's last name followed by "D.O." Doctor of Osteopathy. Not LauerDOO, as in ScoobyDoo.
And what does BERT stand for? Best Emergency Room Technician? Bart's Elk/Raindeer Tracker? Beautiful Elvish Rings of Tolkien?
This whole name thing is confusing. Bert will you please explain the rules again? You are afterall the GB,that's Global Moderator, not Gall Bladder.
