OK, here's what's funnier than hell. And, I would have never lived it down.
When going through the 20 or so videos of people doing a cover of the song, I finally came across someone who actually did a "decent" job. Turns out it was they the whole time. I guess I am just used to Gerry Beckley singing Sister Golden Hair.
But, trust me Steven, if you heard some of the others, I could do better. Seriously.