(Hangin' my head and shufflin' my boots in the dust...) Gee willikers, Mr. Bert, I ain't all that special. I's just trying to keep my hands on the front end of the heifer so's they don't end up stuck in the back end. But even when you got a holt of the front end them horns can still stab you in the eye!

Leslie "Annie Oakley" Strouse

Leslie
Hospital Employed Physician Who Misses The Old AC

"It's a good thing for a doctor to have prematurely grey hair and itching piles. It makes him appear to know more than he does and gives him an expression of concern which the patient interprets as being on his behalf. "