After I read this thread, I fell asleep, and had a horrible nightmare.

Two healthcare company execs meeting in the American Airlines Executive Platinum lounge at the airport:
Harris guy (puffing on a Bolivar Super Corona): "Hey OptimizeRx guy, I just picked up a sweet little EMR -- 6,000 docs spending 2-3 hrs a day staring at my new software. Locked in, can't get paid without it...interested?"
OptimizeRx guy (sipping a 15 year old Macallan scotch): "You bet. Some of my big Pharma clients would love to e-blast some "informational messages" right into those EMR screens."
Harris guy: "They won't know what hit 'em"
OptimizeRx guy: "Haw, haw, like an enema!"

Wow, scary dream. But then again, maybe they'll fix the new install certification requirement, or the crashes opening Outgoing Messages, or the slow database access, or the....


John
Internal Medicine