Chris, I was born and raised in Westerly, Rhode Island. Which, as everywhere else in Rhode Island, is not far from AC headquarters. Everyone in that area knows how cheap it is to hire the services of one of the fine Italian families in the area.
Plus, when you consider airfare, lodging, meals, incidentals, etc., I considered $1000 to be almost giving the information away after I hire protection for my family and office, and very likely having to move, and the decreased income of only serving other witness protection clients, with their lousy insurance. I was just trying to be helpful.
But, due to the inadequate response of only 857 emails in 24 hours,and my wife crying about how I am putting the family in danger and she had not realized how stupid I am, I'm officially notifying the board that everything I wrote yesterday was a joke!
I'm sorry to have raised your expectations for a perfect AC. Once again, nothing I said yesterday was true. Please believe me! My life and wife's sanity depends on it.
