Traveling across Jordan to Circle Montana on route 200 where the jackrabbits carry their own lunch pail, North Dakota on I-94 seems absolutely over civilized, and Minnesota seems like a rain forest.
1600 miles in a GMC Yukon with your in-laws and family in a Verizon dead zone is the best definition for vacation I can come up with.
I do recommend route 2oo for a truly existential experience.
