Jon,
Maybe your daughter has a secure portal thru UPDOX, so with one click all your old haunts are notified with strict instructions from the surgeon, and soon you will be hearing from the "spa" with all kinds of great specials such as -while riding the stationary bike you can have your pedicure/manicure performed, or you can have the wonderful baked tofu sprinkled with sprouts around the other corner at the "organic bistro"--
I can send you some rather lean emu from one of the Montana emu ranches if interested just let me know. jimmie