Hey, Steven, I in fact would be happy if my check were on a mule in Georgia!! At least it would be being handled by a sensible jackass rather than some idiot government agency!
Leslie Hospital Employed Physician Who Misses The Old AC
"It's a good thing for a doctor to have prematurely grey hair and itching piles. It makes him appear to know more than he does and gives him an expression of concern which the patient interprets as being on his behalf. "