HAHAHA!! Too funny!. Hey, Bert, maybe you should add a forum topic called "Funny things Patients say/do". I have always threatened to keep track and have never gotten around to it. I also agree with you smile about the problem list and cc.

Leslie
Hospital Employed Physician Who Misses The Old AC

"It's a good thing for a doctor to have prematurely grey hair and itching piles. It makes him appear to know more than he does and gives him an expression of concern which the patient interprets as being on his behalf. "