My way is the simplest. I just call up the other docs and ask, "Who the Hell is on call? It damn well better not be me!!!"

Leslie
Hospital Employed Physician Who Misses The Old AC

"It's a good thing for a doctor to have prematurely grey hair and itching piles. It makes him appear to know more than he does and gives him an expression of concern which the patient interprets as being on his behalf. "