Roy, I about cracked my side when I read your post. Reminded me of when a close friend's kids would incessantly watch "The Little Mermaid." Drove us all straitght up the wall.
Dr. C came up with an idea on this. She asked, if I could find the time, to suggest that they add a capability to password-protect select charts. Charts that you don't want your staff to generally see. For example, you share office space w/ another doctor, who becomes your patient (even if only in a limited fashion.) You may not want your (or their) staff to have regular access to their chart. Or perhaps its a family member, or someone famous. Just like in CA, you really have no idea who may come through your office in NY. I know of at least one very well known actress that came thorough our office (saw one of the other doctors). I wasn't around, but the next day our MA came running up to me "Ms. ????" was here yesterday. ohh oohh!" REALLY! If you have more than one MA, you can have the DISCRETE one work w/ the patient and password protect the chart.