I love to see their faces when I walk into a room, running late, apologize to them for being late and they say "Oh, that's ok. I was just lying here taking a little nap." And then I say "Really??? So was I!!!"
Leslie
Leslie Hospital Employed Physician Who Misses The Old AC
"It's a good thing for a doctor to have prematurely grey hair and itching piles. It makes him appear to know more than he does and gives him an expression of concern which the patient interprets as being on his behalf. "